i used to pop wheelies for a living but now i fight crime with my dinosaur sidekick. i like to spend my weekends training my pokemon, slaying orcs with my elf crafted axe and practicing for next years annual hunger games (i'm gonna volunteer lols) if i could marry Daniel Craig i so totally would if my huge nose wouldn't get in the way. i seem to be full of rainbows and smiles but chop me in two with a lightsaber and you'll have a puddle of liquid death. sweet dreams.
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